Trying to turn in an art project and your teacher says “it’s not done”
if ur sad do not fear friend i am sending puppies to help u
Random crow shows up on dude’s porch, looks him straight in the face and says ‘fuck you’
Two weeks later, we spoke again.
surprise your friends at rock paper scissors by throwing a punch instead
"I haven’t had that much trouble coming out since 1997." (x)
No headline will ever bring me as much joy as this.